I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
Can it be you fear to die?
Will the world remember you when you fall?
Could it be your death means nothing at all?
Is your life just one more lie?
awkward first date + crookshanks
requested by wandlesstribute
Hermione Granger puts her romantic fate in the hands of her friends and collegues, who set her up on multiple blind dates in an attempt to get her out of her office. But, as fate would have it, the man they’ve arranged for her to have coffee with at her apartment is none other than Draco Malfoy.
"What are you doing here?"
"Honestly, Granger? I thought you were the bright one. I’m here to woo you, obviously."